Eid Mubarak

Canada Funny Eid Mubarak Wishes Messages Greeting Quotes 2018

Bakra Eid Mubarak Quotes Shayari Sms Wishes Messages

In this article, you will get updated and latest Canada Funny Eid Mubarak Wishes Messages Greeting Quotes 2018. Share these Funny Eid Mubarak Quotes Messages 2018 with your family and friends on the occasion of Eid Al-Fitr and Eid Al-Adha. You can also update your social profiles by using these Funny Canada Eid Mubarak Greeting Messages Quotes 2018. We have prepared a list of these Funny Eid Mubarak Greeting Messages Quotes 2018 with images. You are free to choose any one of your interest and share with others. You can use these Eid Mubarak Funny messages on both Eid occasions.

Canada Funny Eid Mubarak Wishes Messages Greeting Quotes 2018:

Me: I Love U. Do U Love Me??

She: No

Me: Acha Apna Nahi To Is Eid Per
Apny Bakray Ka Dil Hi De Do.. 😀

She: :-0

Hahhaha


Kash Is EID Per Me Tera “Bakra” Hota..

Aur Kisi Ny Na Sahi Tu Ny To Mjhy Pakra Hota.. 😀

Hahhaha


Jab chye eid mana laity hai
Chand humara apna hai 🙂
!! Eid Mubarak !!


EID MUBARAK!
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DELIVERED BY:
POST OFFICE Of Canada. . .*


DON’T OPEN IT FOR ATLEAST 2 MORE DAY,
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MUJHEY PATA THA AAP SAY SABAR KAHAN HO GA,
HAPPY EID MUBARAK.
YAAD RAKHNA I’M THE FIRST 2 SAY U EID MUBARAK !


Dear Gudo
Mey Qurban Hone Ja Raha Hun,
Agr tum mere se sacha payar
Karti ho to mere baad koi Boyfriend na banana,
Umeed hai k agli Eid pr tum
mere pas pohanch jao gi…
Mis U So Much
Yours Maay Maaay!!


Eid Mubarak Funny Sms:
EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD Mubarak!


WHITE BAKRE
BLACK BAKRE
BROWN BAKRE
RED GAAYE
WHITE BLACK GAAYE
& DUMBAAY WALI
HAPPY EID UL AZHA MUBARIK!


‘B’ se “Bakra”, ‘B’ se “Begum”, Jodi Rabb milaye
Dono ko 24 ghanty bas “Main Main” kerni aye
Mil ker meri her khwahish kerty hen tukra tukra
Begum or Bakra dono hein meri jaan ka khatra


Network busy number busy
No signal message not sent‚¦.
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.
****Eid Mubarak***


Eid card For You
%Eid card For You%
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{*| ,+””+,+””+,|*}
{*|+, EID + |*}
{*| ‘+, ,+’ |*}
{*| “+” |*}
{*¡ MUBARAK |*}
{*|_____HO_____|*} {*|_ ~~~~~~ _|*}
{*|_____EID_____|*}
{*|_MUBARAK_|*}
EID.UL.AZHA MUBARAK 2 U ND YOUR FAMILY.


Bakra Eid Mubarak Quotes Shayari Sms Wishes Messages

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“* DIL KI *”
* GEHRAYON *
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EID

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FITTER
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KA
CHAND MUBARAK!!!


Funny Eid Mubarak Quotes Messages

Assalam-o-Alaikum!
Wishing you and your family a very happy and blessed 2nd Day of EID.
May Allah accept your fasting, reward your prayers and bestow upon you
and your dear ones all His blessings,
kindness and bounties. Ameen.
Eid Mubarak!!!


Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When I am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot.

Eid ul Fitr Mubarak.


Wishing you early/on-time/late Eid Mubarak depending on which country’s moon you prefer.


May on this EID
The Plate of your life is filled
With juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped
With Chatni of Happiness and
Covered with Salad of Love.


With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you


Wishing U a Very Very “HAPPY EID MUBARIK” Wid Luv And Best Wishes.
May That Eid Day Brings LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.
May u Live Long…
And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times…
Remember me in ur prayers.


“Agar Ek Baar Mein Gosht Bhejh Dun To Dobara Mangne Mat Aana”


Be Extra Carefull In Dinoo Apna Bohot Khayal Rakhna, Khana

Waqt Par Khana,

Ziyada Wazan Wagaira Nahiin Uthana,

Seeriyaan Ehtiyaat Say Charhna,

Kiyoun K… 9 Wan Mahina Chal Raha Hai,

Aur Theek 1 Dinn Kay Baad Tumko Khushi Milnay Wali Hai,

HAPPY EID in Advance…


BEFORE THE GOLDEN SUN OF EID RISES , LET ME
DECORATE ALL OF ITS RAYS WITH WISHES OF SUCCESS ,
PROSPERITY AND HAPPINESS FOR U AND URS FAMILY.
EID MUBARAK !!!


Eid Mubarak Funny Sms:
EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD Mubarak!


Eid Mubarik Funny Poetry Sms 2018:
Kash hum ek SMS hoty
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty
mana k aap hamy delete kar detay
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK!!


Aae “Chand”
Jab wo Teri Taraf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Dilana …
Mudhar Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Aur Kehna …
Tumhain Koi Yaad Karta Hai
Teri Arzoo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Aaj Bhi Tumhain Dekh Kar Eid Karta Hai
Advance Eid Mubarak!


Mere Mehboob k dil se shak Q nahi dhul raha.
Mehboob ko maaro goli…..
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Ye Aaj Eid ka chand Q nahi nikal raha???
Reply ….


Hum se tou ik bakray ki hifazat nai hoti…
Log itni yadon ki hifazat pata nai kaise ker lete hain..


Eid is a name of celebration
with great fun and entertainment,
brings a new sensation of making merry.
May our lives be full of such beautiful days!
“Have a great Eid day”


Cardially.
Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles,
wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium.
Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid
and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves.

In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho 🙂


Meaning Of Eid:
Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I: I
D: Date


Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Eid ul Fitr prayers and announced to the people:

“I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”


End of Ramadan
Can I Stay
Here
In
Ur
InbOx
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Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
So
That
I
Can B
The 1st Who
Wish

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Very sweet
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Happy Eid Mubarik


Don’t be aggressive on Eid day..
Wishing You HAPPY EID MUBARAK in Advance For The Following 10 Yerar,

2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
2026
2027

Agar Coming 10 Years Main Aap Ko Koi Pehlay Wish Karnay Ka Dawa Karay,

Tau Aik Rakh Kay Chamaat Daina Aur Yeh SMS Dikha Daina.

O.K

Don’t Delete It.


I know its early
I know its too early…
but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish…
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!


Imam Shocked People After Eid prayer
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An Imam shocked his community when he announced just after Eid ul Fitr Prayer that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, “Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don’t want you to leave!” The kind-hearted Imam said “Now, now, sister, don’t carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me”.
“Yeah”, she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, “That’s what they said the last time too . . .”


Eid gift For girlfriend ….
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Girl: Where is my Eid gift?

Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?

Girl: Khushi se !wowww!

Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye…


Kash hum aik sms hoty
Kash hum ek sms hotay bas
ek click me aap ke paas hotay
Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay
lekin kuch dair k liye
To hum aap ke paas hotay or
bari khushi say kehtay
Eid Mubarak!


Eid Mubarak with Siwayian
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May Your Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Sweet Siwaiyan

Topped With The Nuts Of Happiness.

With Best EID WISHES,May You Have A Happy Eid


I know its too early…
but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish…
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!


Smiles For you
24 Smiles…

🙂
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🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep Smilimg 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..


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