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“Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?”
“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”
“My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.”
“Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.”
“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”
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“Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.”
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
-Peter De Vries
“Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.”
“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’”
“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too”
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”
“When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.”
“Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.”
“Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.”
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
I smile because i’m your daughter.
I laugh becasue there’s nothing
you can do about it.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Delusions are often functional. A mother’s opinions about her children’s beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
Robert A. Heinlein