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Latest Collection of Funny Labor Day Jokes 2018 For Canadians

In this article, you will find out the best Funny Labor Day Jokes 2018 that will compel you to laugh and make your labour day holiday more funny and amazing. Also, share the Labor Day Funny Quotes 2018 with your family, and friends on the occasion of labour day 2018.

Best Funny Labor Day Jokes 2018 For Canadians:

My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.

He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”

I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”

Daughter: Is Aunty Diane having her baby today?
Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth?

Daughter: Because you said today was Labour Day!
Labor Day Jokes 2018

‘It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.’
By Harry S. Truman

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Classic Labor Day Joke
A Russian cousin arrives in West Sacramento CA

American cousin: How do you say ‘Labor Day’ in Russian?
Russian cousin: Another freezing and snowy day.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day.

Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labour Day?’
Funny Labor Day Jokes 2018

Funny Labor Day Jokes

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. By Doug Larson

If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.
Funny Labor Day Jokes 2018

Funny Labor Day Jokes

I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor”

Labor Day celebrates the contribution of workers to our economy. We celebrate it by not working.

I’m going to spend Labor Day putting my liver to work.

“Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” ~ Bill Dodds

The best way to celebrate Labor Day is by filing for unemployment.


My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”.

I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”

She said, “You’re fired.”
Labor Day Jokes 2018

In the week before Labor Day, Eli, a dirt-poor country farmer won the Lottery – half a million dollars. So to celebrate, he treated his wife and their four kids to a trip to see the Labor Day parade in New York.

He booked them rooms in the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North. They’d never been to anywhere like New York before, in fact they’d never traveled further afield than their local town, so when they got there they were completely bowled over by all the glitz, glamor and excitement of the “Big Apple”.

Eli and his son Clem were particularly mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls in the hotel reception. They’d never before come across doors that could move apart, and then automatically close again, as neither had seen an elevator before. So they were totally amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the doors closed on her. The lights on the wall by the doors flashed for a minute or so, then the doors opened and out stepped a beautiful young woman.

Eli turned to Clem and said, “Son, go get your mother.”
Funny Labor Day Jokes 2018

Happy Labor Day Message

I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.

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