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Best 25 Funny Labour Day Quotes 2018 For All

In this article, you will find out the best 25 Funny Labour Day Quotes 2018 that can make your holiday more funny and interesting. Also, share these Labor Day Funny Quotes 2018 with your family, friends, coworkers, and others.

Best 25 Funny Labour Day Quotes 2018:

“Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil.” — Henry van Dyke

“The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.” — H.L. Mencken

“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” – Doug Larson
Funny Labor Day Quotes 2018

Funny Labour Day Quotes Messages

“Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” – Bill Dodds

“Don’t mistake activity with achievement.” ― John Wooden

“I’m a firm believe in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” — Thomas Jefferson


Power goes to two poles to those who’ve got the money and those who’ve got the people.
Funny Labor Day Quotes 2018

“Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.”
— Anatole France
Funny Labour Day Quotes 2018

Funny Labor Day Messages

“The problem is that those of us who are lucky enough to do work that we love are sometimes cursed with too damn much of it.”
― Terry Gross
Funny Labour Day Quotes 2018

“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” ― Abraham Lincoln

I said to my son, “Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day?”
He replied, “If people aren’t working, shouldn’t it be called “No-Labor Day?”

“Sometimes it’s important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it’s essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.” — Douglas Pagels


I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation.

Happy labor Day!
Now don’t complain about that desk job.

Funny Labor Day Quotes

The man who doesn’t relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
By Elbert Hubbard

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
By John Ciardi

I wonder if the clothes in China say, “Made around the corner.”

When people ask me, ‘Why can’t labor organize the way it did in the thirties?’ the answer is simple: everything we did then is now illegal.
By Thomas Geoghegan

Labor Day, when we briefly pause from demonizing unions to enjoy mattress sales in their honor.

Labor Day Funny Quotes

A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.
By Scott Johnson

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God give me work, till my life shall end / And life, till my work is done.
Epitaph of Winifred Holtby

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
By Lane Kirkland

“May you have a happy Labor Day. You are a person who works daily who makes a great effort and so you deserve to have a big celebration.”

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