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Best Collection of Funny New Year Quotes And Sayings 2019

Enjoy the upcoming eve of New Year 2019 with Funny New Year Quotes and Sayings 2019. Happy New Year 2019 is not so far away from us and we have to cheer up ourselves with the Funny Happy New Year Quotes Funny Sayings 2019. If you are looking for the best collection of Funny New Year Quotes And Sayings then you are at the right place. We hope that these Funny New Year Quotes And Sayings 2019 will bring smile and laughter on your face. Have a look at our best collection of Funny New Year Quotes And Sayings 2019.

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Funny New Year Quotes And Sayings 2019:

New Year’s Day is observed on January 1, the first day of the year. It is celebrated on different days in many religions and countries.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
~ James Agate ~

Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to.
Bill Vaughan

The attraction of New Year is this: the year changes and in that change we believe that we can change with it. It is far more difficult however to change yourself than turn the calendar to a new page. We are creatures of faith, like it or not.
R. Joseph Hoffmann

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Ellen Goodman

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!

Year’s end is going on with all your wisdom, may your each day be vibrant and gives you many reasons to celebrate. Please send me an invitation

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.

New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back. -Tucker Carlson

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. Unknown

With the Chinese New Year there are dragons, parades, firecrackers – With New Years in America there are big parties, the ball drops in Times Square, you get drunk, tell someone you love them, and throw up on their shoes. With the Jewish New Year, we fast, we can’t turn on the lights, we confess our sins. Happy New Year. What a party. A bunch of guilty hungry people sitting in the dark. -Billy Crystal

Tonight’s December thirty-first — Something is about to burst. — The clock is crouching, dark and small, — Like a time bomb in the hall. — Hark, it’s midnight, children dear. — Duck! Here comes another year!
Ogden Nash

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds. -Nia Vardalos

Life goes by so very fast, my dears, and taking the time to reflect, even once a year, slows things down. We zoom past so many seconds, minutes, hours, killing them with the frantic way we live that it’s important we take at least this one collective sigh and stop, take stock, and acknowledge our place in time before diving back into the melee. Midnight on New Year’s Eve is a unique kind of magic where, just for a moment, the past and the future exist at once in the present. Whether we’re aware of it or not, as we countdown together to it, we’re sharing the burden of our history and committing to the promise of tomorrow.
By Hillary DePiano

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Ellen Goodman

A dog’s New Year’s Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!

My grandparents had resolutions like donating more time & money to charities. I’ve decided to make my own coffee once a week.

A year of ending and beginning, a year of loss and finding…and all of you were with me through the storm. I drink your health, your wealth, your fortune for long years to come, and I hope for many more days in which we can gather like this.
C.J. Cherryh

New Year’s Eve, when auld acquaintances be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
~ Oscar Wilde ~

Every New Years I celebrate making it through another holiday season without killing my relatives.

My new year’s resolution is to get better at pretending to know the words to Auld Lang Syne.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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