Scary Halloween Jokes and Riddles 2018 For Everyone

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Scary Halloween Jokes and Riddles 2018 For Everyone:

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
Because he was wrapped up in himself!

Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
To the witch doctor!

Q: Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?
A: They’re a bunch of no bodies!

Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula?
A: He’s a real pain in the neck!

Q: What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?
A: See you next month!

Q: Where do ghosts go to buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!

Q: What’s a spooky ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster!

Do you know how to make a witch itch?
(You take away the w!)

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken too!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
(Because he was out standing in his field!)

Scary Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Where does Dracula keep his money?
(In a blood bank!)

Q: What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?
A: They’re a bunch of no bodies!

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a orange pumpkin patch!

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!

Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!

Scary Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank smiling expressions and are hollow inside!

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
(With a pumpkin patch!)

Q: How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into!!

Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
(Because he was a pain in the neck!)

Funny Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes 2018

Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.

Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.

Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twick o tweet

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?A: Spooketi

Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!

Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.

Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!

“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?
A: A cocker poodle boo.

Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: “Trike or Treat”?

Scary Halloween Riddles 2018:

The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?

Answer: A coffin.

This place has hardly any lights, but a lot of creaking floors. There are all kinds of strange noises and some random slamming doors. What is it?

Answer: A haunted house.

I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween, I stand up inside Jack O’Lanterns. What am I?

Answer: A candle.

Two men are walking in a graveyard. The first man walks to a grave. The second man says, “Who is in that grave?” The first man points to the grave and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the grave?

Answer: “That man’s father is my father’s son” refers to the speaker. Since he’s pointing to the grave, it means he’s in the grave.

If you see one flying around, you’d better be careful at night, as some turn into vampires and will give your neck a big bite. What are they?

Answer: Bats.

I have no feet to dance, I have no eyes to see, I have no life to live or die but yet I do all three. What am I?

Answer: Fire.

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